Thursday, February 19, 2009

BEEN AND DONE

♥Bold it, baby.

I've Been...
1. A child.
2. A daughter.
3. A sister.
4. A friend.
5. A dancer.
6. A member of the choir.
7. A soloist.
8. A thief.
9. A liar.
10. A confidant.
11. A mother.
12. A bitch.
13. An angel.
14. Mean without reason.
15. Hurt without cause.
16. A smoker.
17. A nurse.
18. A wife.
19. A daydreamer.
20. A bride.
21. A cleaning lady.
22. A chauffeur.
23. A traveler.
24. A writer.
25. A poet.
26. A reader.
27. A diarist.
28. Unfairly accused.
29. Jealous.
30. A customer service representative.
31. Depressed.
32. Melodramatic.
33. Spiritual.
34. Aggressive.
35. Sultry.
36. Sexy.
37. Cute as a button and ugly as sin.
38. Bald.
39. A dominatrix.
40. Submissive.
41. Vanilla.
42. Silly.
43. Naive.
44. Bankrupt.
45. Loyal.
46. Abused.
47. Neglected.
48. To every state except Alaska.
49. An aunt.
50. Mistaken for a man.
51. An online game moderator.
52. A photographer.
53. A slob.
54. In therapy.
55. Scared of the dark.
56. Intimidating and intimidated.
57. Maniacal.
58. Despondent.
59. Patriotic.
60. To Disney World.
61. To the funeral of someone who was too young to die.
62. Inside a sex club.
63. Weepy.
64. Melancholy.
65. Understanding, misunderstanding, understood and misunderstood.
66. Comforted.
67. To the edge of my sanity.

I have...
1. Committed random acts of kindness.
2. Cried without comfort.
3. Offered comfort to both friends and strangers.
4. Had evil thoughts.
5. Had more lovers than I'd like.
6. Driven too fast.
7. Danced too hard.
8. Drank too much.
9. Laughed too loud.
10. Said stupid shit.
11. Swore like a sailor.
12. Gossiped.
13. Committed adultery.
14. Left the scene of an accident.
15. Depended on the kindness of strangers.
16. Been to the abortion clinic.
17. Had more than one lover in my bed at the same time.
18. Talked behind the back of a friend.
19. Been talked about by a friend.
20. Smoked marijuana.
21. Taken speed or acid.
22. Cheated on tests.
23. Danced in the rain.
24. Made love in a pond under a full moon.
25. Watched a meteor shower from a water bed in the middle of a field.
26. Cared for orphaned animals.
27. Danced in the moonlight.
28. Cared for the dying.
29. Gotten hopelessly lost in Chicago.
30. Stood on the edge of a cliff.
31. Made prank phone calls.
32. Played practical jokes.
33. Suffered from road rage.
34. Shared secrets to my daughter.
35. Made friends with people I've never seen.
36. Had a crush on a girl.
37. Watched XXX rated movies.
38. Searched for internet porn.
39. Smoked in the boys room.
40. Gained and lost 50 pounds at least three times.
41. Had an unrequited love.
42. Written letters I never intended to send.
43. Sent letters I wish I'd never written.
44. Hated.
45. Loved.
46. Been loved.
47. Won a most improved bowler award.
48. Seen a UFO.
49. Acted like an idiot.
50. Misbehaved.
51. Fallen off a horse.
52. Been strong.
53. Flirted with strangers.
54. Ridden a mini bike.
55. Got lost in the woods.
56. Thought Big Foot was following me.
57. Had phone sex.
58. Read cheesy love stories.
59. Shared a hot tub with naked strangers.
60. Broken someone's heart.
61. Had my heart broken.
62. Had cancer.
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